Delayed Flight

At least an hour body say 8am clock say 1pm can see how air rage develops. Cannae be arsed doing shopping reading papers or anything. Just want to be home and chillin. Cookies shortbread coffee and hotchocolate options exhausted. Just watching allo allo without the sound and realise I have never seen it. From the images dont look like I am missing much. Keeping fluids up as per sir dicks instructions ( as voiced danni behr and vic reeves) leads to mighty pee situation. Its a nuisance as I have to take everything with me. Gas bulding up too but solidrelease needs to wait till undercrackers are installed. Consider consequences of shopping for undersized overpriced scrons in duty free but cold lead to embarrassing constriction of both nethers and wallet (both v. sensitive areas).