Tis the seaon to make money

Humbug. The local tesco has its marquee on the car park a sign that mr leahy and his helpers will help us part with pounds. I have 35 squid in vouchers so may use them tonight for starting the traditional christmas stash of goodies. All highly calorific, intoxicating or both. Need to get my flue swept as well (the chimney). Santa will struggle in the current passage.
Top news - singing jimmy the trolley stacker at tesco has done away with his combover. It was so good I never realised he was bald. Why do bloks bother with a combover especially where their occupation involves working in the wind. Bobby chqarlton what did you start?