We risked the wrath of the driver from hell and we got chucked out here at 12. Put our bags in left luggage 15quid well spent I guess and scouted pontis for lunch. A model of fast food with healthy choices delivered at good value and a considerable speed. Jean had stuffed aubergine and I had a penne carbonara top stuff. Best described as assisted self service. They look like they are helping you but actually just maximising through put. After lunch we mooch around the shops. Jean gets some cut price sandals, nothing takes my eye. Almost every nation in the world cup seems represented but Brazil a clear second to England.
Buy some coffee read the paper and witness a steamer incident at the coffee shop. Never mind flame throwers a man portable steam dispenser could be an effective antipersonnel weapon. Also our squaddies would have the frothiest cappuccino in town. In fact sod armed conflict why don't we just do coffee making competitions at international level, think about cheaper, nicer and no collateral damage by friendly fire.
Which reminds me reading this week that people are consider Bliars next job. Rumour is fancies himself for kofi annans job. Surely being a lying war mongering git and bush puppet prevents this?
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Stansted airport
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Like the notion of coffee making instead of war, we could redeploy the SAS as a crack team of waiters delivering delicate cakes on those bizarre multi-tiered cake stands.
Bliar for the UN, why not he's fucking up the NHS so why not go for the big one! Still I had this stupid notion that the UN was attempting delivery of equity, justice and fairness to the planet, but then I'm a niaive fool who thought politicians were there to reperesent us not themselves....
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