Friday or is it Christmas eve?

Its a week with too many sundays and I am confused. After awaiting instructions from Jean and Ally I drop the car off outside Ruth and Toms and walk down to Allerton Road.
First stop a surprisingly empty Tesco. I think the raiders have been in early on. Though only in pursuit of cranberry juice and ice cream I feel obliged to survey the wreckage. Veggies have been hammered, with collateral damage n the bakery. Christmas gift items are already significantly discounted and I note in the newsagents smartie cream egg type things.
The store seems devoid of pastry products but anyway stuck for a turkey or cheese seems lucky. Even the tills are empty and I dont have to queue. I score some Caramel chew chew and Phish food
Then its along allerton road to the chandlers that word always reminds me of the smell of parrafin. To do with memories from childhood.
I love local news so when I stumble across a guernsey website the headlines tickle me
I especially enjoy the last two.
Industrial action at Guernsey Gas
There's an industrial dispute at Guernsey Gas. Employees are refusing to work overtime. The decision from the GMB union comes after frustration over talks concerning pay. Domestic customers may feel the brunt of the dispute over the Christmas period.
Bailiff issues Christmas message
Care about your children this Christmas time. The Bailiff Sir De Vic Carey says he sees a lot of unhapiness locally, with children not receiving the support and care they need from their parents, with is their birth right. He says one of the greatest achievments of the States this year, was accepting the new children's laws Sir De Vic hopes this Christmas will be a time of focusing on Bailiwick youngsters.
Big changes for Guernsey in 2005
2005's set to be a big year of change for Guernsey. Both the Bailiff and Lieutenant Governor are stepping down. Sir De Vic Carey retires in June, Sir John Foley will be moving back to Herefordshire with his family in September. And Sir John admits it'll be sad moving on.
Busy 2005 for Alderney States
Alderney's 10 states members have a busy year ahead of them. The Island's President, Sir Norman Browse says last year involved a lot of discussions about Alderney's developments and problems, but 2005 is the time to act on some of these pressing issues. Sir Norman says there's lots for the new look states to be getting on with.
Christmas message from Seigneur
Sark's Seigneur Michael Beaumont's wishing Sark's residents an enjoyable Christmas, and a prosperous new year.He believes 2004 hasn't been a bad year for the Island but was far from brilliant, with visitor figures staying stable. Mr Beaumont believes 2005's set to be hectic, with the new government laws coming into power.
Salvation Army holding lunch
The Salvation Army's once again opening its doors, to those who'd otherwise be alone on Christmas Day. Christmas Lunch with all the trimmings is laid on for the mainly elderly guests, Captain Victoria Lang says it's always a very special day.
OUR sets out guidelines for C and W
Guidelines on how Cable and Wireless Guernsey should prepare its regulatory accounts, have been released by the Office of Utility Regulation. It follows consultation in September this year. You can take a closer look at the report on the OUR's website regultil dot gg.
Hospital parking expands
There's an early Christmas present for hospital staff and visitors. The new car park at La Corbinerie with 200 spaces opens today, it cost in the region of £800,000. The States agreed to the plans earlier this year.
Local cat survives accident
A local cat has used up one of its nine lives to get it through to Christmas after swallowing a needle and thread. The frightened feline had the potentially lethal object removed by Vets4pets. They're warning all cat owners to be careful what they leave lying around, especially at this time of year.
Christmas costume stolen
A 'currant' favourite of Fancy That customers, has gone on the run. The giant Christmas pudding outfit was hired out two weeks ago under a bogus name and number, but hasn't been seen since. So as the shop's festive spirit's gone up in flames, Jo Francis says they'll have to introduce tighter security.