Urinary catheters came up too (ooer matron). I thought about all the jokes I made about this procedure. they'll probably use a glass tube with sand to lubricate it. It must be 15 years since I fired one in anger but I guess the gross anatomy or the principle hasn't changed. I wonder will they shave me, When I was doing my general 20 years ago that was my least favourite and most performed procedure. A great leveller, I think its where I acquired my great skill in inane conversation aka polite small talk. Still I need something to look forward to - just read hairloss is a side effect of the operation.