John on the other hand told me this hospital admission was a chance for "patients" to get revenge for all the horrible things I have done to them over the years. We decided worst of all a nasogastric tube. Uncomfortable but not painful. I can remember diligently shoving them up noses with the patient holding their breath only for two foot of tube to come out of their mouth as soon as they breathed. So long as I am asleep when they put it up (or is that down).