Birmingham to liverpool

Bought a crusty nudger and bottle of diet coke. Platform change and on to the liverpool train a sullen hussy had stolen my seat I let her be. Git opposite me is drinking lager and it smells hoppy. Hobart made from australian hops it says. Sorted my ticket read some of mu books and listened to more music. Now in crewe. Ally isn't well she is going to to the walkin at old swan. I am fceeling kind of buttied out. Want some hot fried squid or similar I think.