Three views of the same faith

Start the morning (after feeling faint) pick up mother and off to Ellis Prestons christening at It says Knotty Ash but it looks and feels like Huyton to me. Three others being done this morning by the rather effete priest father martin - my hearing is dreadful. By an amazing coincidence Mary is at the same church for a different christening. they have booked the parish club next door so we have to away to ST Alsin Roby a well dodgy gaff - which makes the cricket club where I have the birthday partys seem upmarket.